I know it can be tough for you BMW folks

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/18/2018 at 13:32 • Filed to: sympathy

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DISCUSSION (35)


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Chariotoflove
12/18/2018 at 13:36

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Just start stacking them up FFS!


Kinja'd!!! E92M3 > Chariotoflove
12/18/2018 at 13:39

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I’ve still got another arm.

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Kinja'd!!! 404 - User No Longer Available > Chariotoflove
12/18/2018 at 13:40

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Hot take: Alpina > ///M

(don’t punch me in the face, Tapas.)


Kinja'd!!! Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Chariotoflove
12/18/2018 at 13:43

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I drew my own.

(Why must k inja always rotate my pictures?!)


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > 404 - User No Longer Available
12/18/2018 at 13:45

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I thought that was a given. Maybe Alpina could join forces with M and create a car called the BM.

That would be the shit.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > 404 - User No Longer Available
12/18/2018 at 13:48

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I’ll star you, but I’m not getting in the middle of that.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
12/18/2018 at 13:48

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You mean that’s not factory?


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > Chariotoflove
12/18/2018 at 13:55

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They look so bad on anything that isn’t an actual M car. Even then, one on the back and one small one on each fender is all that should be allowed. Interior bits should be limited to the shift knob, even there I can take it or leave it.


Kinja'd!!! RPM esq. > 404 - User No Longer Available
12/18/2018 at 13:56

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Only if you prefer not to shift your own gears.


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Ash78, voting early and often
12/18/2018 at 14:00

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Saw this yesterday #DOTS

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Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Tripper
12/18/2018 at 14:21

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How about M puddle lights?  Surely those are acceptable.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > 404 - User No Longer Available
12/18/2018 at 14:28

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Alpina jumped the shark when they made a Z8 with less power than the standard car. 


Kinja'd!!! B_dol > Tripper
12/18/2018 at 14:33

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I think I counted 17 badges on my car once, built in the day where BMW was places these more sparingly than they do today (if you can believe it...)


Kinja'd!!! kanadanmajava1 > Tripper
12/18/2018 at 14:51

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M y M 5 h a s t h e m i n i m u m a m o u n t o f t h e s e . The first ow ner apparently didn’ t w a n t a n y e x t e r n a l e m b l e m s b u t t h e r e a r e s t i l l q u i t e a l o t o f t h e s e . T h e r e ’ s o n e h i d d e n b y e a c h d o o r i n t h e s i l l c o v e r p l a t e s , one in t h e gear lever, o n e b e t w e e n t h e g a u g e s and two on the engine. The ori ginal ster e o might have had one t o o but it’ s h a s v a n i s h e d . I d o u b t t h a t y o u c o u l d h a v e h a d a n M 5 w i t h o u t t h e s e .


Kinja'd!!! Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > Chariotoflove
12/18/2018 at 14:55

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If I bought a BMW (but I won’t because I don’t hate myself that much,) I would very deliberately put this all over it:

\\\W

Just to see how long it took and how pissed off fake-M owners got about it.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks
12/18/2018 at 15:00

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They’d figure you’re from Australia and just hadn’t converted over  yet.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Chariotoflove
12/18/2018 at 15:18

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The shite is from the factory. 


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > Chariotoflove
12/18/2018 at 15:25

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I d ont like people who do that.

You re basically trying to fool people to impress them. But at the same time, people who recognize what the M badge means also know that car isn’t an M car.

Its like hitting on  a french girl by saying “Oui, oui madamoiselle! Omlete au formage!”


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Tapas
12/18/2018 at 15:33

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I wanna say that next time I’m in France.  I’ll make sure to use a Texas drawl.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks
12/18/2018 at 15:34

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W for Wumbo?


Kinja'd!!! The Ghost of Oppo > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks
12/18/2018 at 15:35

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W for Wu mbo


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Ash78, voting early and often
12/18/2018 at 15:35

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Go sit  in the corner.


Kinja'd!!! Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
12/18/2018 at 15:40

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W for “Working today! Tomorrow is a maybe.”


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > Chariotoflove
12/18/2018 at 16:06

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Haha, if that’s your thing. I like logo-less puddle lights


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > B_dol
12/18/2018 at 16:08

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I can. They’re were definitely more on my E90 than there are on my  E46 still there are more than necessary


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > kanadanmajava1
12/18/2018 at 16:09

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Yea the’re all over on my M3 as well. I forgot about the one on the dash. There is one on each wheel of my stock set also


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > Chariotoflove
12/18/2018 at 16:51

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Oh please wear a cowboy hat and make generous use of the finger  gun gensture *pew pew* 


Kinja'd!!! Robot Face > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks
12/18/2018 at 17:39

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I want to buy an M3, take off all the ////Ms, and put “318i” on the back. 


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Tapas
12/18/2018 at 17:42

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Nah, only those recessives from Oklahoma do that. :P


Kinja'd!!! Robot Face > Tapas
12/18/2018 at 17:43

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Exactly, it’s so silly! The only people who know what an ////M badge even means  are also the ones who can recognize a real M car in a second. 


Kinja'd!!! Robot Face > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
12/18/2018 at 17:44

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///Merde


Kinja'd!!! Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > Robot Face
12/18/2018 at 17:48

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Worse. 316i.


Kinja'd!!! Robot Face > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks
12/18/2018 at 18:04

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“525e”


Kinja'd!!! Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > Robot Face
12/18/2018 at 18:21

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It would have to actively be spraying fluids and/or on fire to fool anyone there, though.


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > Chariotoflove
12/18/2018 at 18:59

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Oo BURN! Lol